Don’t Be A Cow Tonight . . .
You know what a Tok Tok Bird is ?
It’s a crazy bed time bird that tucks my kids into bed at night.
Here’s how this bird works.
First, you tell your kids it’s time to go to sleep.
And if they don’t get into bed that the Tok Tok Bird is not going to tuck them in tonight.
The boy’s certainly don’t want this to happen.
I tell the boys they need to be covered.
And they must have their arms by their side.
Only their head is sticking out from the covers.
The Tok Tok bird takes both his left and right hand and tucks the covers under.
And while you are Tok Toking them, you’re making the Tok Tok Bird call.
This part’s important cuz if you don’t get Tuk Tuk Bird call right, they won’t laugh.
And my job is make my boys laugh before they go to sleep.
I can’t actually leave the room until I get at least one giggle or laugh out of them.
Even if I’m feeling tired.
Even if I’m not feeling funny.
I use a tone like the late Julia Child.
You can hear how she sounds on this you tube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmvfUKwBrg
And so here’s what you say
Ok boys, the Tok Tok Bird is coming.
Get under the covers.
Time to go to bed.
Here he comes.
He’s coming.
And I transform myself from Dad to Tok Tok Bird.
And the Tok Tok Bird comes alive and starts going crazy like the Co Co Puffs Bird in this video below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF3m-ZuF1lQ
The Tok Tok Bird starts Tok Toking like a rooster.
But instead of calling like a rooster . . .
Baak, Baak, Baak
The Tok Tok bird calls . . .
Tok Tok Tok Tok Tok
Took Took Took Took.
Tooook Toook
Toooook Toook Toook Took.
Took Took Tok Tok
Took Took Took Took.
Tooook Toook
Toooook Toook Toook Took.
Tooooook Took Took.
All the while you’re Tok Toking your fingers on the side of the blanket.
So it tickles.
And they start to laugh.
And they think it’s real funny.
And they’re smiling.
You’re looking like a complete idiot .
And you’re acting like one too.
And that’s OK because you can do this kind of stuff with your kids.
And I think you need to do this tonight with your kids.
Or your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband.
See what happens.
Don’t be a cow.
If you worry yourself into diarrhea-mode every Sunday night because you can’t stomach the thought of going to work the next day, you’re probably a cow who wants to be a rhino.
Go to
http://www.hardtofindseminars.com/Scott_Alexander_Interview.htm
Meet Scott Alexander, author of Rhinoceros Success, a 30-year-old book that’s still going strong today.
The concept behind the book is that most people have characteristics like a “cow.”
They go through life being negative and rationalizing why they’re not successful.
Although they want to receive the good things in life, they don’t want to do anything differently to get them.
Rhinos, on the other hand, are the entrepreneurs.
They’re the ones who charge through life with ambition and thick-skins.
And in this audio, you’ll hear all the steps you can take to become a rhino, even if you’re currently the biggest cow around.
You’ll Also Learn . . .
* The real reason rhinos find themselves not giving up
* What you can do when the going gets tough to keep yourself going
* The two things you must put up with in life to be a rhino
* An “almost magic” way to get rid of the “cow tendencies”
Scott self-published his book in 1980 at the age of 23, and he says, it took him two years to get rid of the first thousand.
And he did that by giving most away for free.
But in the third year, he sold 200,000 copies.
And now, it’s up to 3 million and counting.
So in this audio, you’ll not only hear how to be a rhinoceros when it comes to business, but you’ll also get a taste of what the self-publishing industry is like as well.
http://www.hardtofindseminars.com/Scott_Alexander_Interview.htm
PS. Sweet dreams.
About the Author
Michael Senoff is the CEO and publisher of http://www.hardtofindseminars.com
The world’s leading free digital audio business library.
Michael is an experienced Internet marketer and talk show host and a popular professional interviewer. Michael has taught 100% on-line around the country & around the world to more than 50,000 students.
His over-the-top on line audio interview web site http://www.hardtofindseminars.com is listed in the top 1% of most visited web sites in the world. Michael has also worked as a coach and adviser to other famous marketing consultants.
Michael is a husband and father of two young boys in Southern California. He has a successful audio publishing business .
Michael is originally from Atlanta Georgia and is now based in San Diego, California. Michael works with small to medium sized companies on four different continents.
He is the author of the book: “TALK YOURSELF RICH”: (86 of the most revealing, proprietary secrets on the subject of how to make more money with audio interviews and the soon to be released sequel:AUDIO MARKETING SECRETS. How To Make Your Own Information Product Using Audio Interviews. Michael may be contacted at Michael@michaelsenoff.com or at (858) 274-7851
Michael Senoff
Founder and Executive Editor
858-274-7851 Office
858-274-2579 FAX
Michael Senoff
JS&M Sales & Marketing Inc.
4735 Clairemont Sq. #361
San Diego, CA 92117
Dumb as a Box Of Rocks . . .
I’ve been studying Jordan Belfort’s Straight Line Selling System and this one story he told was very entertaining.
I want to pass it on to you but if you’re offended by strong language, you may want to pass on this story.
In Jordan Belfort’s own words he recounts . . .
When you have a turnkey system that’s so effective and so foolproof that anyone can step into it and with a little bit of training take to it, that’s a winner.
That’s the Straight Line Selling System.
http://www.jordanbelfortstraightline.com
When I created the Straight Line Selling System I turned it into a system everybody and I mean everybody could succeeded with, men, women, even people with accents.
I had a kid named Bobby Koch who worked for me, he was an Irish kid, he had a big beefy head, this kid. . . he had giant eyeballs, right?
And this kid was as dumb as a box of rocks, he was really . . . I’m telling you he had an IQ just north of Forest Gump on three hits of acid.
That was Bobby Koch.
Okay, Bobby Koch came to me with all the desire in the world.
His New York accent was so thick there was like smudge coming off his words.
Bobby Koch never read the Wall Street Journal in his life.
And if he tried to, he wouldn’t know what it meant.
He just wanted to be rich and he believed in me.
And he believed in the place he was working which was Stratton.
In the early days you could walk in and you would say . . “Oh my God, the wealth is dripping off the walls.”
So Bobby sat down behind the desk.
And I trained him.
I trained him like we’re doing here every day.
Just imagine this training every day for two years on tonality and structure.
Bobby was one of the only people that didn’t take to the system.
It took him four months, he was barely getting by.
Now, barely getting by was making $150,000 a year at my company and you were still considered a piker.
No one respected you as a Piker.
So Bobby struggled and he struggled.
I sent him to speech lessons to a guy named Sam Shmok who was teaching actors how to do dialects.
He was a famous speech therapist.
And Bobby went out and got speech lessons.
He taught himself how to speak correctly.
He read the Wall Street Journal every day.
And guess what?
By year one at the end, dumb Bobby Koch was making a million bucks a year.
Bobby Koch began making a million three, a million four per year.
He had a vicious coke habit, a vicious alcohol habit, a gambling addiction.
He had all the vices.
But because of the Straight Line Training was so powerful, it didn’t matter that he could roll into work all screwed up and he still soared.
Okay, that’s the power of the system.
For the complete interview go to . . .
http://www.jordanbelfortstraightline.com
PS. I’ve been promoting Jordan Belfort’s Straight Line System and if you order it from my link, I will make money.
And I’ve ordered the system too and have been going through it and it’s really like nothing I have ever seen or heard before. I like it a lot and think you might too.
Michael Senoff
About the Author
Michael Senoff is the CEO and publisher of
http://www.myfirsthmaclient.com
The world’s leading free digital consulting audio business library.
Michael is an experienced Internet marketer and talk show host and a popular professional interviewer. Michael has taught 100% on line around the country & around the world to more than 50,000 students.
His over-the-top on line audio interview web site http://www.hardtofindseminars.com is listed in the top 1% of most visited web sites in the world.
Michael has also worked as a coach and adviser to other famous marketing consultants.
Michael is a husband and father of two young boys in Southern California. He has a successful audio publishing business. Michael is originally from Atlanta Georgia and is now based in San Diego, California. Michael works with small to medium sized companies on four different continents.
He is the author of the book: “TALK YOURSELF RICH”: (86 of the most revealing, proprietary secrets on the subject of how to make more money with audio interviews and the soon to be released sequel:
AUDIO MARKETING SECRETS. How To Make Your Own Information Product Using Audio Interviews. Michael may be contacted at Michael@michaelsenoff.com or at (858) 274-7851
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